Wednesday, January 29, 2014

So tomorrow I'm flying to Boston for this model united nations thing and I'm 95% sure it is going to quite possibly be, the worst thing I have ever participated in in my life. We have to be at the airport at 5:00.....AM. Which is ridiculous, they have flights going in and out of Boston hourly and we get the one where I have to be there by 5:00 AM. The flight is only an hour so we get there at 7:00 AM, then we go on a tour of Harvard. Don't get me wrong I'm sure Harvard is sick, I mean my dad got accepted to Harvard law school but didn't go because of some girl. Smart idea right? Anyway, we have an hour tour of the school then we go into this thing called a committee session....for nine hours! No joke, three days in a row nine hours of sitting in a room, pretending to be politicians arguing like little toddlers about who gets to save the world. My session is the Futuristic millennium development goals, specifically, to end poverty by 2015. RIGHT. Because we totally are going to end poverty by 2015 that seems totally reasonable to me, not. And guess who I have been giving the ABSOLUTE pleasure of representing....no guesses? ISRAEL. The country that completely on board with the MDG's but  literally signs off on non of the resolutions proposed. So I to sit there getting yelled at by a bunch of people questioning why I am on board with the MDG's but will not agree with any of the resolutions or abstaining on any important choices. 

SO, this all happens tomorrow. Wish me luck

Tuesday, January 28, 2014

Hello everyone, is has now been five years and I am not retarded anymore. I used to make posts for my grade 7A teacher about burqas and weird shit. But now I'm pretty sure I own this blog so I can say whatever the HELL I want to. So no more talking about c is for cuttlefish. Im not a doctor yet either I'm only in grade 11 and now our stupid school is IB and it's hard as monkey dick. Like chemistry seriously fuck that shit. It's impossible no joke it's actually retarded it's my favourite subject but damn, I went down 8% because of my winter exam. SERIOUSLY 8 DAMN PERCENT?!

Anyway, just wanted to catch up.